Tuesday, October 5, 2010

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Bite me (Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer)




'Bite me' (Vampire Sucks) is a comedy directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, published in Italian cinemas on 17 September 2010.
The story incorporates themes of the now well known and acclaimed saga 'Twilight' magazine in an ironic and grotesque by the two directors (who remember has been behind the camera other parodies: 'Scary Movie', 'Hot movie', 'Epic Movie' and 'Disaster Movie').
Becca (Jenn Proske) moves from his father, police chief in the town of Sporks where there seems to be vampires. She is considered the father still a child and it did not save a room full of dolls and pink pacifier in his mouth so much. Becca is the classic girl unlucky but it attracts, like bees to honey, the prettiest girls. In fact, the new school, you will soon see by Edward Sullen (Matt Lanter), a pale boy with eyes of yellow and brown, who goes around with lots of hairspray and hair super emo. Among them will be love at first sight and Becca will notice that in him there is something strange. In fact, in the woods near the school, Becca is convinced that Edward will say that is one of ... Jonas Brothers! (As the pale, refusing sex, and good feelings). Edward, resentful, says he is not one of the Jonas Brothers but it is a vampire and give proof of his power sucked a squirrel which moreover rsveglierà in form and vampire bite. Becca is also of interest in his childhood friend, Jacob White (Chris Rigg), who soon discovers that it is not a werewolf but ... a chihuahua! For 'contract' plus Jacob is always be a bare back to show his well-sculpted chest. The story goes like this, making fun of the stereotypes created by Meyer in his own saga.
'Bite me' grossed up to now about two million Euros, underlining that the saga of 'Twilight' Like the teenagers, and not only, in many different ways in which it has been shaped there.
The two directors, who in the past with their films have joked about different 'blockbusters' now instead focus only on the ridicule of what is considered almost 'sacred' by many teenagers in the world: the love story between Bella Swan and Edward Cullen (also remember the odd man out, of course, Jacob Black). In film, however, there are clear references to other characters and loved the big screen and music, among which the Black Eyed Peas, Lady Gaga, Gossip Girl and American Idol. Edward
Sullen therefore is an incurable romantic who goes around with volvo metallic, lacquer, and much to wear curlers at night. Becca who falls in love with instead is a teenager who so desperately needs to vent his impulses and actually make an attempt to 'virginity' of Sullen (who has never even kissed) wearing a black leather complete with lots of signs bright points in the 'critical'. Jacob White instead during the transformation fails to become a werewolf, but, as mentioned in previously, while the Quileute chihuaua will prove to be a band of dancers-strippers.
The plot, full of gags and paradoxes, was well structured and carry no boring moments, holding high the attention and enjoyment of the viewer. The two protagonists of this film (or Jenn Proske and newcomer Matt Lanter already seen in 90210) are, paradoxically, deeper and more handsome than the actors used in the same saga (Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson). 'Bite me' is thus a film that will be appreciated by those who have followed and follow the saga of 'Twilight' (as is emphasized in an ironic aspects of the character of characters on which we have been cracking jokes such as 'alleged' virginity Edward Cullen), and by those who have not followed the saga but I want to spend a pleasant hour and a half to the movies for fun. To conclude this film
advice for the various aspects covered and especially because it manages to keep up the good mood from the beginning and end. And these days you know, we just need to laugh and to play down a bit '...
(Review by) Susan Angelino





Bite (2010)
Original Title: Vampire Sucks
Distribution: 20th Century Fox
Produzione: Regency Enterprises, Road Rebel
Data di uscita al cinema: 17 settembre 2010
Durata: 82 minuti
Regia:
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Sceneggiatura:
Jason Friedberg
Aaron Seltzer
Personaggi:
Matt Lanter (Edward Sullen)
Jenn Proske (Becca Crane)
Chris Riggi (Jacob White)
Ken Jeong (Daro)
Charlie Weber (Jack)
Diedrich Bader (Frank Crane)
Michelle Lang (la 'donna innocente')
Wanetah Walmsley (Snooki)
Anneliese van der Pol (Jennifer)
Bradley Dodds (Salvatore)
Emily Brobst (June)
Mike Mayhall (Nicholas)
Matthew Warzel (John)
Case Production: Production
Road

Jerry P. Rebel Jacobs (Co-Producer)
Peter Safran (Producer)
Arnon Milchan (Executive Producer)
Editor: Peck Prior

Photography: Shawn Maurer

Production Designer: William Elliott

Costume designer: Alix Hester

Original Music: Christopher Lennertz


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