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Bite me (Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer)




'Bite me' (Vampire Sucks) is a comedy directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, published in Italian cinemas on 17 September 2010.
The story incorporates themes of the now well known and acclaimed saga 'Twilight' magazine in an ironic and grotesque by the two directors (who remember has been behind the camera other parodies: 'Scary Movie', 'Hot movie', 'Epic Movie' and 'Disaster Movie').
Becca (Jenn Proske) moves from his father, police chief in the town of Sporks where there seems to be vampires. She is considered the father still a child and it did not save a room full of dolls and pink pacifier in his mouth so much. Becca is the classic girl unlucky but it attracts, like bees to honey, the prettiest girls. In fact, the new school, you will soon see by Edward Sullen (Matt Lanter), a pale boy with eyes of yellow and brown, who goes around with lots of hairspray and hair super emo. Among them will be love at first sight and Becca will notice that in him there is something strange. In fact, in the woods near the school, Becca is convinced that Edward will say that is one of ... Jonas Brothers! (As the pale, refusing sex, and good feelings). Edward, resentful, says he is not one of the Jonas Brothers but it is a vampire and give proof of his power sucked a squirrel which moreover rsveglierà in form and vampire bite. Becca is also of interest in his childhood friend, Jacob White (Chris Rigg), who soon discovers that it is not a werewolf but ... a chihuahua! For 'contract' plus Jacob is always be a bare back to show his well-sculpted chest. The story goes like this, making fun of the stereotypes created by Meyer in his own saga.
'Bite me' grossed up to now about two million Euros, underlining that the saga of 'Twilight' Like the teenagers, and not only, in many different ways in which it has been shaped there.
The two directors, who in the past with their films have joked about different 'blockbusters' now instead focus only on the ridicule of what is considered almost 'sacred' by many teenagers in the world: the love story between Bella Swan and Edward Cullen (also remember the odd man out, of course, Jacob Black). In film, however, there are clear references to other characters and loved the big screen and music, among which the Black Eyed Peas, Lady Gaga, Gossip Girl and American Idol. Edward
Sullen therefore is an incurable romantic who goes around with volvo metallic, lacquer, and much to wear curlers at night. Becca who falls in love with instead is a teenager who so desperately needs to vent his impulses and actually make an attempt to 'virginity' of Sullen (who has never even kissed) wearing a black leather complete with lots of signs bright points in the 'critical'. Jacob White instead during the transformation fails to become a werewolf, but, as mentioned in previously, while the Quileute chihuaua will prove to be a band of dancers-strippers.
The plot, full of gags and paradoxes, was well structured and carry no boring moments, holding high the attention and enjoyment of the viewer. The two protagonists of this film (or Jenn Proske and newcomer Matt Lanter already seen in 90210) are, paradoxically, deeper and more handsome than the actors used in the same saga (Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson). 'Bite me' is thus a film that will be appreciated by those who have followed and follow the saga of 'Twilight' (as is emphasized in an ironic aspects of the character of characters on which we have been cracking jokes such as 'alleged' virginity Edward Cullen), and by those who have not followed the saga but I want to spend a pleasant hour and a half to the movies for fun. To conclude this film
advice for the various aspects covered and especially because it manages to keep up the good mood from the beginning and end. And these days you know, we just need to laugh and to play down a bit '...
(Review by) Susan Angelino





Bite (2010)
Original Title: Vampire Sucks
Distribution: 20th Century Fox
Produzione: Regency Enterprises, Road Rebel
Data di uscita al cinema: 17 settembre 2010
Durata: 82 minuti
Regia:
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Sceneggiatura:
Jason Friedberg
Aaron Seltzer
Personaggi:
Matt Lanter (Edward Sullen)
Jenn Proske (Becca Crane)
Chris Riggi (Jacob White)
Ken Jeong (Daro)
Charlie Weber (Jack)
Diedrich Bader (Frank Crane)
Michelle Lang (la 'donna innocente')
Wanetah Walmsley (Snooki)
Anneliese van der Pol (Jennifer)
Bradley Dodds (Salvatore)
Emily Brobst (June)
Mike Mayhall (Nicholas)
Matthew Warzel (John)
Case Production: Production
Road

Jerry P. Rebel Jacobs (Co-Producer)
Peter Safran (Producer)
Arnon Milchan (Executive Producer)
Editor: Peck Prior

Photography: Shawn Maurer

Production Designer: William Elliott

Costume designer: Alix Hester

Original Music: Christopher Lennertz

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And what do you want to grow up ...? Small differences

A ' last breath and throw the cigarette near a step away from me and while I try the package of the tire sfrantumo it seems to me to take me below the last sparks under the shoe.

chew because it's so fast I'm coming to the door of the agency. First look inside the window and spit in his hand and then dropped the two almost new tires. I motion to Miss this and press the button next to the desk and the door opens. By the looks and all the other people staring at me a moment before I let them go with mine. Apart from some scapocchione dress bimbominkia that message to the cell, all others are sitting with a paper in his hand dacompilare , all quiet and they think their debts to judge by their faces. The only vacancy is closer to the office door of the guy who reviews the curricula.

- So what are you doing now?

- The kicker!

- Really? You would not think! And where are you?

- I'm in front of the millstone that I put in the lime to make cement.

And then a bit 'of silence. No one laughs or smiles. It seems that only I've heard them. Perhaps only I still have ears to hear. Despair takes you to sell other parts of the body besides the anus. Speaking of ass, she gets up and a change from the player. That seems too happy, lucky man.

- Miss E ... Where she has worked so far?

- The Bosh, boss!

- Yes ... His job?

- I used pumps

Of all the others do not is not even worth talking about it and then it's up to me.

- Please, sit down well

- Look Mr. Toxic that I should be telling them ...

- I know, but I am kind and caring nature.

- Oh, great. Two points in his favor if we were ... Forget it. Because you're here, Mr. Toxic?

- You can call me Cloud.

-

... - ...?

- Yes I read on her resume that practically all right. Was to take me today, but I checked and she has already worked for us: why has stopped its cooperation with our agency over the years?

- I described in fictionalized form in this post .

- Post? It 's a blogger, Mr. Toxic? He wants to be a writer grew up, not the worker? And why not put in the curriculum?

- Why I saw how you handled the examiners dreamers like me.

- There has been clever with the time ...

- No, no ellipsis: I need a beat effect, please.

- She is here looking for inspiration, Mr. Toxic?

- Yes, I have these posts in the drafts folder for a lifetime and I can never conclude.

- Ah, I see. And as it is to conclude that his ... "post"?

- He's noticed that they're saying things like Mr. Smith in the Matrix?

- I do not know who he is: I work, I have responsibilities. The dreams I leave to those who can afford to graze like cows on the lawn ... I have to do bring in that field there.

- Yes ... I think they will conclude as follows: "I get up and go and write it."

- A little 'mundane as closing: "I woke up from his chair and here I am writing"

- For Bukowski Post Office with worked.

- But she is not Bukowski, Mr. Toxic ...

- why I write these posts and not novels. But I can still disgraced the little money I have in women and everything else! Who the fuck stops me: Life? You are mine and do what I say.

- She says that she has not even the little money it purports to have, Mr. Toxic. And 'one of his obsession. Should get a job instead of dreaming ... should understand that it is now an adult would not call it Mr .

- In addition to cows and farmers who work there are a lot of other things. We are the grass, stone, sky, and well ... I told you to call me Cloud!

credits.

Music on air: Ferruccio Tagliavini - I want to live so